The Playwright VS Code extension failed to load tests: the Testing tab showed no tests found, playwright.config.ts showed a connect ETIMEDOUT error against loopback, and the dev-tools console showed Illegal argument: character must be non-negative. Everything worked from the CLI (npx playwright test ran fine), and the issue reproduced on clean projects. It appeared after a Windows update, on Node 24.13-24.14 with Playwright 1.57-1.58 and extension 1.1.17.